Sunday, December 9, 2007


Wow, I am impressed. Sen. Clinton, with her grasp of facts (somewhat in the way Gen. Guderian grasped panzer-blitz tactics), has managed to show Barack Obama is a LIE-YER, liar, pantie-wanties on FI-YER.

It seems that Obama denied having some long-range plan to become president. Clinton has shown this to be FALSE by means of a series of testimonies from "associates" of the "senator". Witnesses recall Obama saying that indeed, his plans for conquest of the White House would some day come to fruition.

The long and sinister roll of evidence stretches back to Kindergarten, the womb and matrix of global domination. Iis Darmawan, age 63, current location and occupation not given, formerly Kindergarten teacher, deposed that Obama was "an exceptionally tall and curly haired child who quickly picked up the local language and had sharp math skills". Further, deponent alleges Obama produced an essay outlining his ambition. Indeed in an eerie echo of "Mein Kampf" and "Stars are Blind", Obama incautiously titled his manual "I Want to Become President". One can only assume that Obama was a highly skilled writer for a Kindergartner.

Full marks to Sen. Clinton on her fearless investigative reporting. Once again she has demonstrated that NOTHING is beyond her eagle eye. She reports, you decide!

-Dave Hardy

Listen, read, and fear!

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